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SUNDAY BLOGGIN: LAST NIGHT YO TO YOGA MOGUL RUSSELL SIMMONS AND HIS LADY PORSCHELA COLEMAN HAVE VEGAN SKIN IN THE HAMPTONS
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BONJOUR DARLINGS: WHAT IS UP WITH PORSCHELA COLEMANS' SKIN U WONDER??? ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGEOUS OMG WOMAN WOW... WHILE I USUALLY REPORT ON CAUSE RELATED EVENTS THIS TIME IT'S A HEALTH REPORT ... LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS A PRIVATE PARTY SO I won't report with many names or drunk details we love to be invited to the hamptons for a shin dig n'est pas so we won't dish too much so we get invited back... won't report on whose house it was except to say that the owners last name rhymes with ICEBERG LETTUCE and ok one guest slip up... Brandon sleepy Davis I love to see him but he always looks so sleepy to me I wanna give him soy milk and sing him to sleep please don't call me names brandon like fire crotch cause we love you baby love really no hate here... ok moving on and back to PORSCHELA COLEMANS skin. People if ever you needed a reason to GO VEGAN it's PORSCHELA " PORCELAIN SMOOTH SKIN" she loves Russell Simmons and cleary he adores and loves her COLEMAN... I got to speak with her briefly last night at ICEBERGs soiree which he threw with ONE YEAR OLD acting RUSSELL SIMMONS by which I am referring to his one year anniversary of his new foundation WWW.DIAMONDEMPOWERMENT.ORG and his skin was looking great too perhaps because he has the African glow.. the mogul just returned back from AFRICA on a trip to further promote the empowerment of Africans through education and using as a grounder YO! GAAAAHHH ... YO TO YOGA I invented that people use it but remember who said it first ( see pics and then keep reading per favore) That's the scoop oh and a certain neo soul artist whose name is also a famous coffee brand wants to make a difference with hunger using what ???smarty and hotty he looks so yummy in all white and he was so sweet to tell me he thought I was beautiful at 250lbs and NOW aaww shuckstah thanks but I like 166 better- anyway he was on and on about Plumpy'nut which is a high protein and high energy peanut-based paste in a foil wrapper. It tastes slightly sweeter than peanut butter. It is categorized by the WHO which stands for WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION that is a UN AGENCY as a Ready-to-Use Therapeutic Food. Well done for knowing the latest... ok Neo soul coffee singer nut connaisuer I'm in I'll call you with a plan... and ladies when his new album drops buy it if only to stare at the cover and pretend he's singing to you wait WHAT "this woman's work" wasn't written about me what CALL THE POLICE NOW hahahah lol... Ok shout out to famous Italian Photog whose first name means health in french and also on the scene last night and Haitian night club owners who can usually only be found in the PM and not AM & whose hair styles are always looking unique... who else ....uhm and Italian Supermodel OWL BAG woman who went to bed early like good girls do....your my best friend girl I love you. And remember if you are looking for a reason to go VEGAN and KNOW that you don't have to slink away into the outskirts of society but can remain cute and fab & IN!!! besides my 85 pounds lost since adopting the life style which was in part totally inspired by these two...
THINK PORSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAHHH YOOGGAAAHHH FAB WOMAN. See pics of the Vegan skinned duo below zoom in on pores! BYE MR SIMMONS can't bring myself to even call you Russell cause RESPEEECCTTT MAN! AND PORSCHELA we love you and thanks for being kind guess that skin radiates from the inside out too. BRAVA! I had a fun alcohol meat free night thanks ICEBERG sorry I had to run but in the morning I have to run right TOOOBBY TANSER !!! oh and my driver armando wanted to stop at Mc Donald's and I made him get apples hahaha! ok pps don't you wish we had Monday off instead of Friday... me NOT cause I LOVE WHAT I DO! OK byyyyyyye see their skin below.